Today, July 7th, is National Macaroni Day, so lets celebrate with some cheesy jokes! And please feel free to “pasta” jokes along to your friends – or your enemies!
Bad Macaroni Joke Video
Did you know that Chuck E. Cheese has a YouTube channel? I found this video, which features their puppet stand-up comedian, Pasqually. He tells a few bad jokes, and ends with one of the best bad jokes for National Macaroni Day.
Q: What do you get when you put too much pepper in your pasta?
A: Macaroni and Sneeze!
More Bad Macaroni Jokes
We can’t stop at just one bad joke – here are a couple more
Joke #1
- Q: Why was the macaroni so tired?
- A: It stayed up way pasta its bedtime!
Joke #2
- Q: What did the spaghetti say to the macaroni on the crowded bus?
- A: Ouch! Watch your elbow!
Make a Macaroni Necklace
If you’d like to keep the true spirit of National Macaroni Day, you can make your gifts, instead of buying them. Let’s keep the crass commercialization out of this lovely holiday!
It’s probably been a long time since you made a macaroni necklace, so this short video will remind you how it’s done. Back in my day, we didn’t add tassels and pompoms, but I guess even the classics change over the years.
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Bad Jokes for National Macaroni Day
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