Today, the third Sunday in July, is National Ice Cream Day, so lets celebrate with some dairy bad jokes! And please pass these jokes along to your “cool” friends – they’re “cone-a” love them too!
My Ice Cream Day Credentials
Why should you come to me for your bad jokes for National Ice Cream Day?
A) As you can see, bad jokes have been my life-long passion.
B) I love ice cream. Always have, always will. Just like a dog with its bone, never try to get between me and my ice cream!
Bad Ice Cream Joke Video
First, let’s watch this short video with bad ice cream jokes from Dr. Ding Dong. His jokes might be bad, but his clothes are “grape”! Here’s a sample of his bad jokes – it’s so bad that he had to explain it, and that’s never a good sign!
Q: What’s ice cream’s favourite day of the week?
A: Sundae!
More Bad Ice Cream Jokes
We can’t stop at just one bad joke – here are a couple more
Joke #1
- Q: What did the ice cream cone do on the weekend?
- A: It spent the day chill-axing!
Joke #2
- Q: Where did the ice cream cone go to ride its mountain bike?
- A: It went to a Rocky Road!
Joke #3
- Q: Why was the ice cream cone a good reporter?
- A: It always got a scoop!
Dogs and Ice Cream
Because we love dogs, here at Dog Leash Comedy, here’s a short video of a dog who waits for the ice cream truck every day. Mishka is a 3-year-old Malamute, and she eats that ice cream cone very politely! Who’s a good girl?
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Bad Jokes for National Ice Cream Day
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