Here at DogLeash Comedy, we love dogs, so we’re excited to celebrate National Puppy Day today, March 23rd. Will you and your puppy be doing anything special today? To get you in the party mood, here are a few bad jokes for puppy day, and a some ideas for low-cost ways to have fun together.
Low-Cost Fun on Puppy Day
My puppy, Mr. M., doesn’t have much cash, so we’ll have fun today with some low-cost activities.
Learn a New Trick: Maybe Mr. M would like to learn a new trick today. He knows how to shake a paw (reluctantly), and a few other tricks, so what could he learn next. Or, maybe he could teach me a new trick!
Go For a Walk: The weather forecast for today isn’t great, but maybe we can go for a quick walk together, between the rain showers (or snow squalls).
Go for a Drive: If it rains all day, we could go for a short drive instead, and chat about the weather. Mr. M loves a car ride, and always has something to say.
Have Fun Together: Whatever you decide to do, and no matter how much money your puppy can spend, just spend a few minutes together today, and have fun! Puppies always make the day a bit brighter.
Bad Jokes for National Puppy Day
And now, as promised, here are a few bad jokes for Puppy Day. I’m sure all your friends and relatives will love them!
Joke #1
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Olive who?
- Olive the cute little puppies!
Joke #2
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Boo who?
- Don’t cry! I brought you a puppy!
Joke #3
- Q: Why did the dog like the tree?
- A: It has lots of bark!
Joke #4
- Q: What kind of puppy does Dracula have?
- A: A bloodhound!
Joke #5
- Q: What did the puppy magician say?
- A: Labracadabra!
Joke #6
- Q: What did the puppy say to the rooster?
- A: Cockapoodle-doo!
Joke #7
- Q: Why did the puppy take his car to the mechanic?
- A: To get its woof repaired!
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Jay’s Bad Jokes for National Puppy Day
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