Bad Jokes for National Taco Day

Don’t tell your secrets to a taco – they like to spill the beans! Yes, it’s National Taco Day, so it’s time for delicious food, and bad jokes, here at Dog Leash Comedy.

Bad Taco Joke Video

Does this animated video, by Adam Patch, the worst taco joke ever? He recorded his wife telling him a joke, after drinking a bottle of wine. Then he made a “two chips” animation, to accompany the recording.

There’s a little bit of animation after the “The End” screen, so keep watching until the end.

More Bad Taco Jokes

A bad taco is no joke – it could upset your stomach! These bad jokes about tacos could make you feel a bit queasy too.

Joke #1

Q: What did the Irishman say when he entered the Mexican restaurant?
A: Taco the mornin’ to ya!

Joke #2

Q: What did the sad taco say?
A: I don’t want to taco bout it.

Taco Cat

Did you know that TACO CAT spelled backwards is TACO CAT? I love a good (or bad) palindrome.

Do you think that a cat would ever wear a pet Taco costume? Or any kind of costume. Cats aren’t usually quite as agreeable as dogs (to put it mildly), and like to preserve their dignity, at any cost.

Maybe you could get a cat to wear the taco body suit, but putting that sombrero on a cat would be a dangerous mission!

I can hear that cat now – “Are you kidding me? I am nacho dress-up doll. Now back off!”