Today, November 14th, is National Pickle Day, and I’m sure we can find some comedy material to help us celebrate. Just for your entertainment, I dug to the bottom of the pickle barrel (groan!) to come up with dill-icious collection of bad jokes for National Pickle Day.
Bad Jokes for National Pickle Day
I’ve been a life-long pickle lover, as you can see in the photo below. Nobody was going to grab that slice of dill pickle out of my tightly-clenched fist!
It’s that kind of pickle enthusiasm that makes me qualified to dill-ight you with my bad jokes for National Pickle Day.
Bad Jokes for National Pickle Day
Here they are – the bad jokes for National Pickle Day. So hold your noses, and keep reading.
P. S. I don’t encourage drinking, but you might find the jokes funnier if you’re already pickled!
1. What is green, and has a sidecar?
- A motor-pickle
2. What is the sourest instrument in the orchestra?
- A pickle-o
3. Where did the pickles go on vacation?
- To Phila-Dill-phia
4. What climate do pickles like best?
- Tro-pickle
5. What TV channel do gherkins like to watch?
- Pickle-odeon
6. What is green and giggles?
- Pickle Me Elmo
Video Joke for National Pickle Day
And finally, here’s a bad pickle joke, told by Kendall, from TheZoneCampbell channel on YouTube.
It takes a long time to get to the punch line, just as it would in any bad pickle joke!
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Bad Jokes for National Pickle Day 2018
Get a grip! It’s National Pickle Day 2018
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