Is your city full of hipsters? When did hipsters first appear, and when will they disappear? Are you taking precautions to protect your children from hipsters? So many questions!
Hipsters Everywhere
Wikipedia says the term “hipster” has its roots in the 1940s, and became popular again in the late 2000s. Hipsters do seem to be everywhere, and even though they can’t run too fast in their tight jeans, you should still be on your guard.
Protect Your Children From Hipsters
Fortunately, I came up with the perfect plan to protect my child. Feel free to copy this idea, if you agree that it’s brilliant. Here’s the plan – I’m raising my daughter unethically, so she won’t get eaten by hipsters. If we eat fast food a couple of times a week, that should do it!
Comedian Dan Cummins Talks About Hipsters
What do other comedians think of hipsters? Dan Cummins doesn’t seem to like hipsters too much, as you can tell from this short comedy bit. And this short video was published in 2012, so hipsters have been around at least since then.
My favourite line in the video is Dan’s description of how hipsters get dressed: “It’s like they’re forced to reach into a dark thrift store closet, and the first 6 things they touch, they HAVE to put on.”
Learn more about Dan Cummins on his official website, and see his upcoming 2018 Flat Earth Tour dates. Maybe you can catch Dan’s act in your part of the world, sometime soon. But don’t go in your hipster clothes!
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