Siblings are awesome! You can always count on them to provide words of encouragement, if you’re feeling down. I’m lucky to have a wonderful sister, who cheered me up with this “You Smell Like Fart” wooden postcard.
You Smell Like Fart
First, a big “Thank you!” to my sister, for this unexpected and delightful gift. I didn’t know that I need a “You Smell Like Fart” wooden postcard, until you gave me one. Here’s a photo of this thoughtful gift from my sister.
I’ll keep this lovely postcard in my pocket, and read it whenever I’m feeling down. How could you stay in a bad mood, when you know that you smell like fart? It’s impossible, right?
Gift or Re-Gift
I’m not sure where my sister got this “You Smell Like Fart” wooden postcard, or how long she’s been waiting to give it to me. What is the shelf life of a “You Smell Like Fart” wooden postcard? Maybe she bought it years ago, for someone else, and decided to give it to me instead.
Or…and here’s an interesting thought…maybe someone else gave it to her, and she re-gifted it to me. Yeah, I like that idea, so that’s probably what happened.
You Smell Like Fart Shirt
Anyway, I couldn’t find the postcard online – just a couple of stores that have sold out of them. But, here is a “You Smell Like Fart” long sleeve T-shirt, from Amazon.
This would be the perfect shirt to wear to the next Chili Cookoff that you go to. The shirt is white though, so be careful when you’re eating the chili, or you’ll stain the shirt.
You Smell Like Beef and Cheese
Nobody wants to smell like fart, and do you remember the scene in the movie Elf, when Buddy accused the store Santa of smelling “like beef and cheese”?
Apparently, that was a bad thing, but it sounds okay to me!
Which would you rather smell like? Farts, or beef and cheese? Or something else?
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