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Jay’s Sunday Thoughts on Stuff for Kids

Jay’s Sunday Thoughts on Stuff for Kids

Do you ever go shopping for kids’ stuff? Maybe your kid needs a shirt, or a pair of pants. Or shoes – have you ever bought shoes for a kid? What about toys – kids love toys!

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Author Dog Leash ComedyPosted on November 29, 2020June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says

Aim to Be On Time

Aim to Be On Time

I hope people understand that when I say I’m aiming to be somewhere at a certain time, it’s like Shaq aiming for a free throw.

I want it to happen, but statistically we’re looking at about 53%.

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Author Dog Leash ComedyPosted on February 12, 2019February 13, 2019Categories Jay Says

Humans in the Wild

Humans in the Wild

Do animals in captivity have shorter lives than they would in the jungle or forest, or mountain ranges? There is some debate about that, but there’s one thing that I’m sure about – most humans would have much shorter lifespans in the wild. Where would we get avocado toast, or charge our phones?

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Author Dog Leash ComedyPosted on October 15, 2018July 3, 2023Categories Jay Says

You Smell Like Fart Wooden Postcard

You Smell Like Fart Wooden Postcard

Siblings are awesome! You can always count on them to provide words of encouragement, if you’re feeling down. I’m lucky to have a wonderful sister, who cheered me up with this “You Smell Like Fart” wooden postcard.

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Author Dog Leash ComedyPosted on October 11, 2018June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says

Protect Your Children From Hipsters

Protect Your Children From Hipsters

Is your city full of hipsters? When did hipsters first appear, and when will they disappear? Are you taking precautions to protect your children from hipsters? So many questions!

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Author Dog Leash ComedyPosted on October 10, 2018June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says

Kevin Bozeman Don’t Spoil Your Kids

Kevin Bozeman Don’t Spoil Your Kids

It’s tough being a single dad, and I spoil my daughter a bit, to make her happy. And now that holiday season is starting, with Thanksgiving, Halloween and Christmas, it can get pretty expensive, if you spoil your kids too much. It’s time to set my holiday budget, and try to stick to it.

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Author Dog Leash ComedyPosted on October 9, 2018June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says

What is the Dark Web?

What is the Dark Web?

I don’t know too much about the Internet, so I have a question for you.

Is the “Dark Web” when you dim your iPhone screen, so other people on the subway train can’t see what you’re looking at?

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Author Dog Leash ComedyPosted on October 5, 2018June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says

Old Enough to Vote

Old Enough to Vote

We don’t get into any political discussions, here at Dog Leash Comedy, but election talk is always in the news somewhere.

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Author Dog Leash ComedyPosted on September 20, 2018June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says

Rules Are Rules

Rules Are Rules

There’s no point in arguing with the rules, when they’re posted in big red letters on the bathroom wall.

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Author Dog Leash ComedyPosted on September 18, 2018June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says

Is She Still Baby Spice?

Is She Still Baby Spice?

At what age does Baby Spice become Old Spice? Asking for a friend.

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Author Dog Leash ComedyPosted on September 17, 2018June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says

Laundry Bragging

Laundry Bragging

I don’t want to brag too hard, but I just did laundry BEFORE I ran out of clean underwear!!

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Author Dog Leash ComedyPosted on September 13, 2018June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says

Mondays Are Ruff!!!

This autumn-like weekend must have been a delight for the pumpkin spicers!! Too bad it’s over…

Mondays are ruff

Mondays are ruff buddy.. I’m going back to bed.

Author JasonDPosted on September 10, 2018June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says

Saved By The Pumpkin Spice

As I think of all the things I need to do, I think of a young Jessica Spano, stuffing back caffeine pills to stay afloat.

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Author JasonDPosted on September 7, 2018June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says

Welcome to Dog Leash Comedy

Thanks for visiting Dog Leash Comedy, where the theme is, not surprisingly, “Dogs and/or Comedy”.

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Author JasonDPosted on September 2, 2018June 11, 2022Categories Jay Says
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