Do you ever go shopping for kids’ stuff? Maybe your kid needs a shirt, or a pair of pants. Or shoes – have you ever bought shoes for a kid? What about toys – kids love toys!
Category: Jay Says
Aim to Be On Time
I hope people understand that when I say I’m aiming to be somewhere at a certain time, it’s like Shaq aiming for a free throw.
I want it to happen, but statistically we’re looking at about 53%.
Good teams will adjust their strategy accordingly. Continue reading “Aim to Be On Time”
Humans in the Wild
Do animals in captivity have shorter lives than they would in the jungle or forest, or mountain ranges? There is some debate about that, but there’s one thing that I’m sure about – most humans would have much shorter lifespans in the wild. Where would we get avocado toast, or charge our phones?
You Smell Like Fart Wooden Postcard
Siblings are awesome! You can always count on them to provide words of encouragement, if you’re feeling down. I’m lucky to have a wonderful sister, who cheered me up with this “You Smell Like Fart” wooden postcard.
Protect Your Children From Hipsters
Is your city full of hipsters? When did hipsters first appear, and when will they disappear? Are you taking precautions to protect your children from hipsters? So many questions!
Kevin Bozeman Don’t Spoil Your Kids
It’s tough being a single dad, and I spoil my daughter a bit, to make her happy. And now that holiday season is starting, with Thanksgiving, Halloween and Christmas, it can get pretty expensive, if you spoil your kids too much. It’s time to set my holiday budget, and try to stick to it.
What is the Dark Web?
I don’t know too much about the Internet, so I have a question for you.
Is the “Dark Web” when you dim your iPhone screen, so other people on the subway train can’t see what you’re looking at?
Old Enough to Vote
We don’t get into any political discussions, here at Dog Leash Comedy, but election talk is always in the news somewhere.
Rules Are Rules
There’s no point in arguing with the rules, when they’re posted in big red letters on the bathroom wall.
Is She Still Baby Spice?
At what age does Baby Spice become Old Spice? Asking for a friend.
Laundry Bragging
I don’t want to brag too hard, but I just did laundry BEFORE I ran out of clean underwear!!
Mondays Are Ruff!!!
This autumn-like weekend must have been a delight for the pumpkin spicers!! Too bad it’s over…
Mondays are ruff buddy.. I’m going back to bed.
Saved By The Pumpkin Spice
As I think of all the things I need to do, I think of a young Jessica Spano, stuffing back caffeine pills to stay afloat.
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