Jay’s Bad Jokes for Halloween

It’s almost Halloween, so let’s get ready to celebrate! Everybody loves bad jokes, and so share these with your friends and family. Maybe they’ll give you treats – just to make you go away!

Halloween Jokes

I know you’re asking, “Jay, are these jokes really bad?”

And the answer is yes, they’re spook-tacularly bad! They’re gruesomely gory! You’ll boo when you hear them!

And remember, October 31st is not only Halloween, it’s Knock Knock Day! You’ll enjoy my collection of Halloween Knock Knock jokes.

Bitingly Bad Vampire Jokes

1. After Halloween, what do vampires celebrate?

Fangs-giving!

2. Why wouldn’t anyone invite Dracula to a Halloween party?

Because he’s a pain in the neck!

3. What noise kept the vampire’s wife awake all night?

His coffin

Ghastly Ghost Jokes

1. Where did the ghosts go for an island vacation?

To the Boo-hamas!

2. Where do ghosts like to shop?

In fancy boo-tiques!

3. How did the judge know the ghost was lying in court?

She could see right through him!

Silly Skeleton Jokes

1. How do you insult a skeleton?

Call him a bone-head!

2. What is the skeleton’s favourite type of art?

Skull-pture!

3. What dishes do skeletons use for their fancy dinners?

Bone china!

Horrible Halloween Jokes

1. Where should you take a broken pumpkin?

To a pumpkin patch!

2. Who sells the best Halloween cookies?

Ghoul scouts!

3. What class do little witches love at school?

Spelling!

More Jokes

For more fun, and bad jokes, remember to check out my collection of Halloween Knock Knock jokes.

Dogs Go Trick or Treating

My puppy won’t go trick-or-treating this year, because he doesn’t like to go out after dark. Maybe we can have some indoor Halloween fun, and give him a treat or two.

Last year, Kakoa and Sky went trick or treating, after they finally choose their costumes. They sure got some good treats – those giant cheese puffs look awesome! And every dog loves a pile of tennis balls, right?