Happy Thanksgiving to our American friends, who are celebrating today. You’re probably “stuffed” with turkey, potatoes, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, macaroni and cheese, biscuits, cranberry sauce, gravy and pie. But no matter how much you’ve eaten, there’s always room for a bit of Thanksgiving comedy! WKRP Turkey Drop episode is just what you need!
Author: Dog Leash Comedy
Bad Jokes for National Pickle Day 2018
Today, November 14th, is National Pickle Day, and I’m sure we can find some comedy material to help us celebrate. Just for your entertainment, I dug to the bottom of the pickle barrel (groan!) to come up with dill-icious collection of bad jokes for National Pickle Day.
National Parents as Teachers Day 2018
Being a parent is a big, complex job! Today, November 8th, is National Parents as Teachers Day, so let’s take a minute to appreciate how important our role as teachers is.
Movember 2018 Grow Your Mo
We celebrate lots of silly events here at Dog Leash Comedy, like National Taco Day, National Cat Day and Crush a Can Day. This month, we’re promoting a serious event – Movember. It’s a world-wide fundraising event that runs all through November each year. I’m participating, and please support this important cause, if you can.
Goosebumps 2 Movie Warning for Parents
If you’re planning to take your kids to see the Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween movie, be prepared for an unexpected scene. My warning is in the video below, so watch it, to see my Goosebumps movie warning for parents. Don’t be caught off guard, like I was. Continue reading “Goosebumps 2 Movie Warning for Parents”
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
It’s October 31st, and of course we’re celebrating Halloween today. And did you know that it’s also National Knock-Knock Jokes Day? Yes, knock-knock jokes are terrible, and that’s why we love them, here at Dog Leash Comedy! Let’s see if we can combine these two awesome events, into one glorious occasion.
National Cat Day 2018 Comedy
Today, October 29th, is National Cat Day – not to be confused with National Black Cat Day, which was October 27th. I hope you didn’t walk under any ladders that day!
National Pumpkin Day 2018
Apparently, October 26th is National Pumpkin Day, so let the festivities begin. Maybe we celebrate this event, because all the parents rush out on October 26th, to buy a pumpkin to carve for Halloween. Or, the evil pumpkin conglomerates could just be playing mind games with us! Nah.
Comedy Show Guelph Oct 25 2018
Go see the definition of charm, Braeden Etienne, open up a stellar night of comedy, at the Sip Club in Guelph on Thursday night!!! Laugh your way into the last day of the week, and jumpstart the weekend.
You can thank me later! Continue reading “Comedy Show Guelph Oct 25 2018”
Hosting Guelph Comedy Festival Fest Timers Show
On Wednesday night (October 17th), I had the honour of hosting the Guelph Comedy Festival Fest Timers night. It was a great night, and congratulations to all the first-time performers, who did an amazing job. Continue reading “Hosting Guelph Comedy Festival Fest Timers Show”
Spreadsheet Comedy Routine by Matt Parker
Happy Spreadsheet Day! Yes, that’s a real thing, but when you think about spreadsheets, you probably don’t associate them with comedy. Fortunately, stand up mathematician Matt Parker is here to change your mind.
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Comedy Night Fundraiser October 2018
Today, I want to thank Jerushia Allin, and the rest of the team at Community of Hearts, for having faith in local talent, and allowing me to perform my longest comedy set to date. What a wonderful night of comedy, for an excellent cause! Continue reading “Comedy Night Fundraiser October 2018”
Humans in the Wild
Do animals in captivity have shorter lives than they would in the jungle or forest, or mountain ranges? There is some debate about that, but there’s one thing that I’m sure about – most humans would have much shorter lifespans in the wild. Where would we get avocado toast, or charge our phones?
Hard Life Lessons from Tennis
Tennis is a sport that taught me some hard lessons in life. In this very short clip, you’ll hear one of those lessons.
This clip is from the end of one of my early stand-up sets.
You Smell Like Fart Wooden Postcard
Siblings are awesome! You can always count on them to provide words of encouragement, if you’re feeling down. I’m lucky to have a wonderful sister, who cheered me up with this “You Smell Like Fart” wooden postcard.
Protect Your Children From Hipsters
Is your city full of hipsters? When did hipsters first appear, and when will they disappear? Are you taking precautions to protect your children from hipsters? So many questions!
Kevin Bozeman Don’t Spoil Your Kids
It’s tough being a single dad, and I spoil my daughter a bit, to make her happy. And now that holiday season is starting, with Thanksgiving, Halloween and Christmas, it can get pretty expensive, if you spoil your kids too much. It’s time to set my holiday budget, and try to stick to it.
What is the Dark Web?
I don’t know too much about the Internet, so I have a question for you.
Is the “Dark Web” when you dim your iPhone screen, so other people on the subway train can’t see what you’re looking at?
Bad Jokes for National Taco Day
Don’t tell your secrets to a taco – they like to spill the beans! Yes, it’s National Taco Day, so it’s time for delicious food, and bad jokes, here at Dog Leash Comedy.
It’s Walk to School Day 2018
Did you know that the first Wednesday in October is Walk to School Day? This year, that day falls on October 3rd, and if we’re lucky, it won’t be snowing yet, here in Ontario, Canada. It’s easier to walk to school if you’re not wearing snow boots, and 12 layers of clothes, like little brother Randy, in the movie, A Christmas Story.