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Peter Ustinov Actor Comedian – Comedy Legend

It’s the wrong time of year to think about Christmas, but which holiday movies did you watch when growing up? Did your family love White Christmas, or It’s a Wonderful Life or The Christmas Story? We watched those too, but my Dad’s favourite Christmas movie is about escaped prisoners on Devil’s Island! The movie is called We’re No Angels, and stars Humphrey Bogart, Aldo Ray and Peter Ustinov. Here’s my tribute to Peter Ustinov – actor, comedian, comedy legend.

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Comedy Roundup 20190603

Here’s your dose of funny stuff for this week. Which item is your favourite in Comedy Roundup 20190503 – coffee memes, or sketch groups, or something else?

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Comedy Roundup 20190513

Here’s your dose of funny stuff for this week. Which item is your favourite in Comedy Roundup 20190530 – car songs, big bang song, the 7 day forecast, or something else?

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Comedy Roundup 20190430

Here’s your dose of funny stuff for this week. Which story is your favourite in Comedy Roundup 20190430?

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Comedy Roundup 20190313

Here’s your dose of funny stuff for this week. Which story is your favourite in Comedy Roundup 20190313? I like those screaming lynx, and that would also be a good noise cover up, if you’re in a public bathroom!

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Valentine’s Day Thought 2019

Here’s a thought for Valentine’s Day 2019. Dating would be a lot more interesting if you had to provide references.

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Aim to Be On Time

I hope people understand that when I say I’m aiming to be somewhere at a certain time, it’s like Shaq aiming for a free throw.

I want it to happen, but statistically we’re looking at about 53%.

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National Spaghetti Day 2019

Nothing beats a big bowl of tasty spaghetti, especially on a cold winter night.

January 4th is National Spaghetti Day, and I just have one quick question, before I dive into my supper.

Is it safe to eat spaghetti “pasta” expiry date? Sorry, was that question too saucy?

National Spaghetti Day 2019

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Thanksgiving Comedy WKRP Turkey Drop

Happy Thanksgiving to our American friends, who are celebrating today. You’re probably “stuffed” with turkey, potatoes, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, macaroni and cheese, biscuits, cranberry sauce, gravy and pie. But no matter how much you’ve eaten, there’s always room for a bit of Thanksgiving comedy! WKRP Turkey Drop episode is just what you need!

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Bad Jokes for National Pickle Day 2018

Today, November 14th, is National Pickle Day, and I’m sure we can find some comedy material to help us celebrate. Just for your entertainment, I dug to the bottom of the pickle barrel (groan!) to come up with dill-icious collection of bad jokes for National Pickle Day.

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National Parents as Teachers Day 2018

Being a parent is a big, complex job! Today, November 8th, is National Parents as Teachers Day, so let’s take a minute to appreciate how important our role as teachers is.

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Movember 2018 Grow Your Mo

We celebrate lots of silly events here at Dog Leash Comedy, like National Taco Day, National Cat Day and Crush a Can Day. This month, we’re promoting a serious event – Movember. It’s a world-wide fundraising event that runs all through November each year. I’m participating, and please support this important cause, if you can.

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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

It’s October 31st, and of course we’re celebrating Halloween today. And did you know that it’s also National Knock-Knock Jokes Day? Yes, knock-knock jokes are terrible, and that’s why we love them, here at Dog Leash Comedy! Let’s see if we can combine these two awesome events, into one glorious occasion.

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National Cat Day 2018 Comedy

Today, October 29th, is National Cat Day – not to be confused with National Black Cat Day, which was October 27th. I hope you didn’t walk under any ladders that day!

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National Pumpkin Day 2018

Apparently, October 26th is National Pumpkin Day, so let the festivities begin. Maybe we celebrate this event, because all the parents rush out on October 26th, to buy a pumpkin to carve for Halloween. Or, the evil pumpkin conglomerates could just be playing mind games with us! Nah.

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Spreadsheet Comedy Routine by Matt Parker

Happy Spreadsheet Day! Yes, that’s a real thing, but when you think about spreadsheets, you probably don’t associate them with comedy. Fortunately, stand up mathematician Matt Parker is here to change your mind.

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Humans in the Wild

Do animals in captivity have shorter lives than they would in the jungle or forest, or mountain ranges? There is some debate about that, but there’s one thing that I’m sure about – most humans would have much shorter lifespans in the wild. Where would we get avocado toast, or charge our phones?

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You Smell Like Fart Wooden Postcard

Siblings are awesome! You can always count on them to provide words of encouragement, if you’re feeling down. I’m lucky to have a wonderful sister, who cheered me up with this “You Smell Like Fart” wooden postcard.

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Protect Your Children From Hipsters

Is your city full of hipsters? When did hipsters first appear, and when will they disappear? Are you taking precautions to protect your children from hipsters? So many questions!

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Kevin Bozeman Don’t Spoil Your Kids

It’s tough being a single dad, and I spoil my daughter a bit, to make her happy. And now that holiday season is starting, with Thanksgiving, Halloween and Christmas, it can get pretty expensive, if you spoil your kids too much. It’s time to set my holiday budget, and try to stick to it.

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